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Will.i.am has become the first person to play their song on Mars. Much like Earth, the Martians weren’t impressed and telepathically made Will crash his car.
http://goo.gl/mmHpD
http://goo.gl/2bXuH

If you’re wondering about Adele these days, the pregnant Grammy winner is showing. An unnamed source also says she “seems very, very happy.” These sources always amaze me. There’s no way any of us could tell that she “seemed” “very, very happy” from that smile on her face in the photo. Amazing.
http://goo.gl/BpOYr

Turns out Adele got married too. Which probably happened after she appeared “seeming very, very happy.”
http://goo.gl/RmF40

Sorry Gaga fans. The Lady was not born the way she looks on the September issue of Vogue. Ever feel like you’ve been cheated?
http://goo.gl/r0FC9

Because we can’t get enough of laughing at Chris Brown, here’s a picture of his new blue hair blue. Let’s call him Bully Smurf.
http://goo.gl/6lcrS

Finally, for the kids out there who hate being pestered by their parents, there is now an invisible bike helmet. “Sure Dad, of course I’m wearing my helmet. It’s the invisible one, remember?”
http://goo.gl/mNr3p