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Muse’s BRIT Awards opening performance is so dangerous that they’ve had to cut down on the pyro. Now only the people in the very front row will have a chance of getting injured.
http://goo.gl/ii2S4

Adele could make fart noises in the microphone for 30 minutes at the BRITs tonight and the producers wouldn’t stop her.
http://goo.gl/Giuqp

Frank Ocean is working on his next album. It will sound like a mash-up of that scrappy ginger-haired singer-songwriter, Aussie psychedelia and that British cartoon super-hero from the ’80s.
http://goo.gl/yEFMb

Cody Simpson has a fancy new haircut!
http://goo.gl/uNcHX

Is Colin Farrell is going to portray Skrillex in the dubstep star’s biopic? That’s what I take from his new haircut. Which isn’t as cool as Cody’s new do.
http://goo.gl/70kUE

Happy birthday to Kurt Cobain (RIP) and Rihanna. The only way to celebrate this monumental day is to wear this shirt, laugh at this poorly-done mash-up and watch the video for The Cramps’ “Bikini Girls With Machine Guns.” Since it’s also Poison Ivy’s birthday.