MuchMusic.com

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are now married. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did he do the “It’s Gonna Be Me” dance? That’s all we care about.
http://goo.gl/lpAke

Rihanna’s dad wants her to marry Chris Brown.
http://goo.gl/i0BsO

Move over One Direction, you’re about to be replaced by another X Factor boyband with a similarly pointless name: Union J.
http://goo.gl/P8LmF

Taylor Swift says she had fun writing her hit “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” all to piss off her ex. If she had newer magazines, she’d practically be a dentist.
http://goo.gl/Pf7OM

Britney Spears was a meth head?!?! It’s gotta be true coming from that disgruntled ex-manager of hers. He’d never lie just to get his name in the headlines.
http://goo.gl/VdGup