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Today is, like, definitely the best day that ever happened because it’s Niall Horan’s birthday. Well, unless you like any of the other four better.
http://goo.gl/qPJBe

There will be a new Rihanna album out in November, and a new single on Monday. Expect eight songs about how bad she is, another five about how much she still loves a guy that brutally assaulted her, and three really great tunes.
http://goo.gl/bN2P4

There is also a new Christina Aguilera album out in… c’mon, you don’t really care anymore either.
http://goo.gl/S9dO9

Justin Timberlake’s granny leaked details of his wedding to Jessica Biel. I’ve always said, never trust a senior. They will sell you down the river in a heartbeat when a little green is flashed.
http://goo.gl/YH1Bm

Donald Glover (aka Childish Gambino) to develop a TV show about his life. So, if it’s anything like his music, it should be boring and completely lacking substance, while failing to mask that he tries way too hard.
http://goo.gl/DcxhD

Finally, undo your belt, unbutton your jeans and just gorge on all things chocolate till 11:59 PM because today is International Chocolate Day. Maybe try a Wispa bar. That’s what Niall likes. ♥
http://goo.gl/FcnJ1