MuchMusic.com

Your new American Idol judges are… exactly who you thought they’d be. Yawn. Should have got Kanye.
http://goo.gl/BclLg

Bon Iver wants his fans to design a tattoo for him, preferably something Northern Exposure related. How about a moose on roller skates wearing a blue sweater and yellow cords. No wait, that was Get Along Gang. How many references to dated TV shows did you pick up on in this summary? (Answer: Two.)
http://goo.gl/JkdWu

Umm, ten black pop stars who should go country. No, no, you read that one correctly.
http://goo.gl/TAfki

If you’re as excited as I am, then you probably don’t care at all that Calvin Harris has a new album out next month.
http://goo.gl/dWy44

Ed Sheeran’s + named the most illegally downloaded album in the UK. Is this the kind of thing you celebrate? “Hooray?? I’m really popular with thieves!”
http://goo.gl/m7GfM

Happy birthday Flo Rida! You’re such a wild one!