Posted on September 17th, 2012
Your new American Idol judges are… exactly who you thought they’d be. Yawn. Should have got Kanye.
Bon Iver wants his fans to design a tattoo for him, preferably something Northern Exposure related. How about a moose on roller skates wearing a blue sweater and yellow cords. No wait, that was Get Along Gang. How many references to dated TV shows did you pick up on in this summary? (Answer: Two.)
Umm, ten black pop stars who should go country. No, no, you read that one correctly.
If you’re as excited as I am, then you probably don’t care at all that Calvin Harris has a new album out next month.
Ed Sheeran’s + named the most illegally downloaded album in the UK. Is this the kind of thing you celebrate? “Hooray?? I’m really popular with thieves!”
Happy birthday Flo Rida! You’re such a wild one!
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