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One Direction named the face of Pepsi. I guess that means I’ve gotta switch to Coke now. Or maybe RC Cola.
http://goo.gl/ct4bE

Kanye has rapped about Kim’s sex tape. Really looking forward to this profound new album he’s working on.
http://goo.gl/PQ67e

LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy is totes producing the next Arcade Fire album. Awesome news, especially if you like A LOT of cowbell.
http://goo.gl/tNKUo

See who’s sitting where at the MTV VMAs. Good call putting Miley Cyrus next to A$AP Rocky. TMZ is reportedly all set to publish grainy pics of her downing some drank.
http://goo.gl/FPt29

Avert your eyes when you’re at the grocery store: Snooki and her baby are on the cover of People.
http://goo.gl/8z4vh